refusal of rejection
Maybe I will start sending letters like this in response to the rejection letters I get from the libraries that I have applied to!
Refusal of Rejection
Dear Hiring Manager:
Thank you for your letter dated 27, Nov. 2002. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.
This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it's impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.
I look forward to seeing you Monday, at 9 a.m., as I begin my future with your company. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future applicants.