well beat me over the head with a hickory stick
Two words of advice: NEVER READ. I am not sure what bothered me the most: the fact that the main character was a twig doll with an acorn for a head and a huge attitude problem; the fact that the story was boring as hell; or the fact that the main character pisses off a squirrel who then bites her head off.
This book was so terrible that I don't want to review it, but I did find this review which both spoke to what I felt and cracked me up.
|This is how I felt the whole time I was reading Miss Hickory.|