- I am lobster red
- My brother A3 got married without a hitch
- (Ocean) crabs are working together to scare the crap out of me--almost stepped on 2, both times at night, which made the experience even scarier
- Knocking fists with the hotel staff, while simultaneously saying, "Respect!" is encouraged
- Playing Bob Marley music all the time isn't cliche (said with heavy sarcasm)
- Being asked if you, "like to party," means, "You want to buy some weed from me?"
- Everyone, from the bell hops to the rasta dudes on the beach, will ask you above question
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena." -- Jon Stewart