Holy Jesus. I will NEVER again feel guilty when I bring my books back a couple of days late.

Mt. Clemens, MI Library book 76 years late

PA library book 65 years late

What do I do?
What do I do?
This library book is 42
Years overdue.
I admit that it's mine
But I can't pay the fine--
Should I turn it in
Or hide it again?
What do I do?
What do I do?

~ Shel Silverstein


One hour's service scrapping gum off the bottom of the library desks ought to suffice as penance. Cheers!

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