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In our daily searches for the right materials to use during storytimes, we Librarians sometimes run across real gems in our collections, items which are found by the grace of God or a keyword search. One of the other Librarians found this gem today: Shut Up, You're FINE! Her just reading the poem titles was enough to make me laugh like a lunatic, included are such touching poems as: Had it coming Kiss grandma goodnight The starving kids in Africa One, two The moon Magic The tooth fairy Hide-and-seek with mommy and daddy Daddy, are we meat? Rover The Schlitz malt liquor bull Apostrophes to lunch The old dog The glass hammer Playing dead The cow My bed is not a boat I rode my bike over hill and dale My last dream The night wind The thumping of the bed Witch The dying boy's lament Prayer before bed The circus in the trees Swashbuckler Why I love Ruby Dead things I have seen Spit shine I think of being in the grave Margaret a...