Misadventures of the Monster Librarian

I am still fumbling over what I want to say about another year coming to a close, until then, if I were eloquent or clever I would say something like this. "The New Year,"  Death Cab for Cutie So this is the new year. And I don't feel any different. The clanking of crystal Explosions off in the distance (in the distance). So this is the new year And I have no resolutions For self assigned penance For problems with easy solutions So everybody put your best suit or dress on Let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn As thirty dialogues bleed into one I wish the world was flat like the old days Then I could travel just by folding a map No more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways There'd be no distance that can hold us back. There'd be no distance that could hold us back (x2) So this is the new year (x4)

Wondering how to throw the perfect New Years Eve party? Follow these simple instructions. Mix: 2 dozen people 8 bottles of wine 4 cases of beer 1 bottle of champagne and an eclectic playlist which looks like this: Just Dance, Lady Gaga featuring Colby O'Donis SOS, Rhianna Paper Planes, M.I.A. Whip It, Devo When You Were Young, The Killers Rock Your Body, Justin Timberlake What I Got, Sublime We didn't start the fire, Billy Joel A well respected man, The Kinks Bad Romance, Lady Gaga The way you make me feel, Michael Jackson The Way You Move, Outkast, Featuring Sleepy Brown Please Don't Stop the Music, Rhianna New Year, Death Cab for Cutie Wagon Wheel, Old Crow Medicine Show Mr. Brightside, The killers Umbrella, Rhianna Sexyback, Justin Timberlake Video Phone, Beyonce & Lady Gaga Lebanese Blond, Thievery Corp. Paparazzi, Lady Gaga In the waiting line, Zero 7 These Days, Necco Take on me, A Ha Love Games, Lady GaGa Gaga Take me ...