Yep. We are those Yuppy idiots at the coffee shop.
We were just chatting about peoples' face book status lines,
"Monster is: _____________________ (you fill in the blank)."
People use this line to:
- discuss their political views, "Monster is 'YES WE CAN!'"
- share that they are sick, "Monster is coughing up a lung!"
- share your dieting tricks, "Monster is using a thigh master plus!"
- And more...
So, thought we'd come up with some good status line messages:
- "Monster is making fun of your Mom."
- "Monster is waxing someone's back."
- "Monster is sitting on the toilet...while I write this!"
- "Monster is worried about the raising rates of kitty AIDS!"
So, what does your status line say!?