Librarians are bad mofos

We Librarians are bad mofos! You think I'm cool, you should see my wallet!

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherf*&^er ~Pulp Fiction

If you think arresting someone is bad, we stab people at my library if they turn their interlibrary loan books in late. This girl should have just payed her damn fines!

Woman cuffed, booked for not paying library fines
The Associated Press
Posted: 6:37 AM-

A Wisconsin woman has been arrested and booked for failing to pay her library fines.
Twenty-year-old Heidi Dalibor told the News Graphic in Cedarburg that she ignored the library's calls and letters as well as a notice to appear in court.

Still, she was surprised when officers with a warrant knocked on her door, cuffed her and took her to the police station to be fingerprinted and photographed.

Police Capt. Joe Gabrish says officers follow the same procedure with every warrant.

Library director John Hanson says a couple of dozen people are cited each year for failure to return materials or pay fines.

The incident cost Dalibor about $30 for the two overdue paperbacks. It cost her mother $172 to free her.


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